Fiend Chucky has flown off to sun-shiny island of Bali for some diving thingy. We wish her a safe and enjoyable trip, and hopes she brings back some sea urchins so that we can replenish our supply of toothpicks..
Be safe chucky… Don’t dive off too far, and if a sea turtle beckons, don’t follow it. It could be a trap to lead to you babysit their eggs.
Freddy: I was trying to escape from the blasted heat of late by thinking i could perhaps return to my roots and hang around some trees. Whilst dangling precariously on some durian trees, some stuff caught my eye… Thought I’d share it with our fellow fiends out there.
Check this out. Stone toadstools. This goes to show… We are all doomed to die and turn into rocks under all this heat.
Fancy your own personal ride? What is better than a top-down, wind-in-your-face, good looking mustang?
Buy your own horse, I say… You can control the horsepower.. (sheesh, I can be sooo lame sometimes.)
And if you are one of those human beans who buys pets and then abandon them for whatever selfish reasons you can conjure, please, leave this page, and go shoot yourself or something. Just make sure it’s real painful.
The word we’d like to share with you today is: Cucky
As defined in Freddy’s psychedelic dictionary, it is defined as: “The name given to Chucky when she feels an incontrollable need to chase someone away by pecking them to death.”
Example:
Chucky: That shameless sonofagun is in my marked territory again and annoying the sh*t out of me.
Freddy: Go ahead. Do your Cucky thing. I’m sure he’d get the message.
The word we’d like to share with you today is: Fled-dy
As defined in the Chucky evil closet dictionary, it is defined as: When freddy needs to fly, she is called a ‘fled-dy’.
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